What is husband and wife?

Assalamualaikum

What is a husband? 
and
what is a wife?

Aku terjumpa buku ini masa aku tengah proses buku koleksi peribadi DYMM Raja Zarith Sofea.**Coming soon at UTM library 

Ok..seriously!tengok tajuk je dah buat aku rasa tertarik je nak baca isi nya kan..maybe aku bakal ada husband and aku bakal jadi isteri.

Meh aku kasi review buku ini sikit..

What is a Husband?

A husband should be felt and not heard-Yvonne Knight

A husband is the someone who lends you his darts-then goes mad if you beat him-Irene Zuckerman

A husband is the man you let think rules the roost-Kate Grant

A husband is the head,but his wife is the neck that turns it-Pan Grant

A husband is someone who wakes you up when the baby is crying-R M Walker

 A husband is someone who has you mad one minute and purring the next-Irene Taylor

What is a Wife?

A wife is a washing machine on two legs-Brian White

A wife is a one-woman laundary-Jon Atkinson

A wife is a hot-water bottles with arms and legs

A wife always thinks of only three things:MONEY MONEY MONEY-H.Haines

BUT

Without her

Without her laughter a room

full of babbling peoples feels 

cold and empty.

Without her I'd suddenly feel 

forty-one years,two months and

eleven days old,afer all

Tey all think I'm tough,

successful even macho.Only she knows.

I'm weak, I'm like a lost puppy without her.

Without a wife husbands would

all look like Norman Wisdom.

A wife,good of bad,is a man's reason for trying,

for working and for trying.

Without her,old age would be a terrifying thought.

A bad wife needs a good husband to help her.

A bad husband needs a good wife to help him.

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Absolutely agree with this statement

A bad wife needs a good husband to help her.

A bad husband needs a good wife to help him.

ialah bukan ke tujuan perkahwinan itu adalah saling lengkap melengkapi..kan..kan..kann
Apa yang penting kita kenalah dengan redha terima baik buruk pasangan kita baru la rumahtangga amann damai..

So, to my future husband

Saya harap awak dapat terima yang
saya ini tak cantik
saya ini tak lawa
saya ini tak pandai bergaya
saya ini tak pandai masak
saya ini degil
saya ini banyak cakap
saya ini..
saya itu..
dan yang paling pentingg..and awak kena terima!!
saya ini pandai ambil hati awak kan..kan..kan..